incorrect-zexal-quotes:

Durbe: Alright, I have a math problem for you. There are seven baby birds in a tree when their mother and father come back. How many birds are in the tree now?

[Alito starts crying]

Durbe: Oh no, why are you crying?

Alito: I’m sorry, I can’t focus on math right now! I’m just so happy the bird family was reunited! 

incorrect-zexal-quotes:

Alit: So, you two got kicked out of the movies? What for?

Durbe: Shark was yelling diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.

Shark: That last guy had a solid 8 let me tell you.

incorrect-zexal-quotes:

Alito: If Kotori thinks she can just bat her cute little eyes at me and get whatever she wants, she is absolutely right.

incorrect-zexal-quotes:

Alito: On one hand, I want cake for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. I know that fucker’s weaknesses. I could totally take them in a fight.

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